Bitcoin was created in a Lab

It just seems so strange that one day everything is normal then suddenly and seemingly out of nowhere, Bitcoin pops up, and spreads everywhere, all over the world. It was bad enough.

First Bitcoin, Then all these new varients of it popped up. Cash, gold, diamond, private. Everytime we turned around we heard it forked into a new varient. It was all done on purpose.

And everyone knows these metamasks don’t work on bitcoin. All these crazy restrictions came to try and stop it from spreading everywhere when we all know they just wanted more power to control us. They tried everything, and it still spread everywhere.

I’m just not buying the whole “it came from some Asian wet market employee named Mr. Nakamoto”.