I’ve been juggling over 40 crypto wallets, and it might be a problem.

I don’t know what it is. But having an unnecessary amount of digital crypto wallets sometimes feels like an absolute power trip. I’m not rich but knowing I have them feels like having my own little financial empire to manage and control from the palm of my hand. Each wallet is like a little kingdom tI get to rule over with my mighty crypto scepter.

It’s like a completely sovereign nation. Nobody can tell me what to do with it. You get to decide which wallets to use, how much you put in them, and what you do with your funds. It’s like being a modern-day crypto tycoon, with all the power and control you could ever want.

Managing multiple wallets is like juggling a bunch of cats. You never know which one is going to act up or which one is going to be the star performer of the day.

And people that never owned crypto , much less a wallet look at me like I’m some sort of dirty tech wizard when I explain navigating complex interfaces, intricate security protocols, and communicate with the blockchain itself.

My favorite part is forgetting some of them or misplacing the phrases to unlock them as I shuffle through a bunch of junk papers and draws frantically looking for one. When my SO goes to talk to me, i get a look like I’m being perceived as some sort of obsessed mad scientist. With the time it takesi to go through all of them again would probably be more profitable to work at McDonald’s for a couple weeks then to try and recover all of the these. No one said the crypto life was easy.